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#FactOrFiction: Can This Game Give Insight Into Your Personality?

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The Cube: Keep the Secret

The Cube: Keep the Secret

I don’t know about you, but I’ve always been really into those random self-knowledge quizzes. Whether they are those mini quizzes in my cosmo magazine, or even the more sophisticated Myer-Briggs personality quizzes, I find them all extremely intriguing. In my integrative medicine class, my professor “CUBED” me. He learned about it from “The Cube: Keep the Secret,” a book by Annie Gottlieb. It is believed that The Cube personality test was a Sufi way of gaining insight into another’s personality. I can’t confirm that, but thought I’d share this fun little kokology game.

Go in order of the steps indicated and don’t skip ahead. You can either draw the image that comes to mind, or just visualize it in your head.

Disclaimer: This may get a little eerie so do it at your own risk! ;)

Let’s get started:

1) The Desert

Imagine there is a desert. This can be a familiar image, or something you’ve completely made up. The key is to remember what comes to mind when you first imagine a desert. Visualize the landscape.
As you continue scrolling down, keep adding the following things to the image of your desert.

2) Cube

Now there is a cube.
What is the size of your cube?
What material is it made out of? What’s the texture?
Is it sitting? What is its position?
Where is it in your desert?
Is it still? Is it moving?
How big is it?
What is it doing?
Can you see inside it?
What mood does it elicit?

3) Ladder

Now there is a ladder.
How big is the ladder?
Where is the ladder relative to your cube?
How does it look?
What is it made out of?
How tall is it?

4) Horse

Now there is a horse.
What does the horse look like?
What is the horse doing?
Where is the horse relative to your ladder and cube?
How does the horse make you feel?
Does it have a saddle?

5) Storm

Now there is a storm.
Where is the storm?
How are the cube, ladder, and horse reacting to the storm?
What kind of storm is it?
Is the storm bad?

6) Flowers

What kind of flowers?
How many flowers?
What color are they?
Where are they relative to your cube, ladder, and horse?

WOW, now you have officially been cubed. How exciting.

I am providing brief one-liners that are open to interpretation. I would love to hear your take on the interpretations. Please share them in the comments. If the creative bug in you is a sleep or was scared away during your Halloween outings, you can find more detailed and in depth descriptions on this website .

The Cube: Keep the Secret

The Cube: Keep the Secret

1) The Desert

This represents your view of the world.

2) The Cube

This represents you.

3) The Ladder

This represents the important people in your life.

4) The Horse

This represents your lover.

5) The Storm

This represents any difficulty in your life.

6) The Flowers

These represent your children, the desire to have children, or your goals.

My desert had lots of dunes and was a very calm and pleasant setting. My cube sat on the ground, was medium sized, and resembled a rubik’s cube (geez, I’m such a nerd). My horse was a brown colored one, with dark hair and big eyes. He was extremely adorable and was standing next to my cube, almost protecting it. The funny thing is, my horse kept eating carrots *haha* I wonder where he got them from in the desert. My ladder was off in the distance. It was made out of wood and was pretty sturdy. It was leaning against a dune. It gave me the feeling that if I wanted to escape the desert I could just climb up my ladder and be safe and sound. The storm was a windstorm. It was coming my way but the horse and cube did not seem flustered by it. With the storm came my dandelions, they were flying everywhere. I wonder if this means that I want to have tons and tons of children. Maybe you can help me interpret mine. Be nice :)

Share with me what your image looks like. I’m excited to hear all about it. Of course, I by no means am an expert at this but thought the idea of interpreting our world through this seemingly unrelated imagery was pretty cool. Do you think this is wack or does it have some meaning? Tell us #FactOrFiction!

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10 Types Of People You ALWAYS Meet At Indian Weddings

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Weddings are fun and crazy, mostly crazy and less fun to be honest but it’s a nice experience nevertheless. I know I’m making it sound like I’m getting married but thankfully that’s not true (getting a man to marry me will be a bigger pain than planning my wedding, take  my word for it). Anyway as I’m now stationed at Moradabad, Uttar Pradesh for my awesome cousin’s wedding, I decided to blog about the 10 token characters one always finds at weddings, especially here. Call it dedication, love for writing or the fact that I can’t really stand so many people at one time, read this list and laugh, love and live peacefully!

1) The bride and the groom

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Of course you’ll find the bride and groom! Finding a wedding without either of them or both will be FAR more interesting though.

2) That uncle who likes his drinks far too much

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He come, he sits in his room with his stock of alcohol (because this wedding has none) and drinks…and drinks…and drinks…and then he dances…and dances…and dances.

3) The girls whose sole reason to attend the wedding is to dance

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First I felt a little sad for them (because they were the only ones on the dance floor), then I realised that maybe they’re still in the ‘clubbing‘ phase. Or maybe they hope to snag an NRI while showing off their movies. Good plan I guess, but I can’t trust people who dance at weddings without drinking, it’s weird and a little sad. But mostly just sad I guess.

4) The cousins who like to do nothing but judge others

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Now see, this is the kind of behaviour that is completely acceptable when there’s no alcohol at the wedding. These people sit and judge – they usually judge the dancing cousins but they aren’t limited to that.

5) The aunt who’s actually a distant relative but has made it her habit to stress about everything

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She’s usually a little on the elderly side, is respected by everyone because she’s old and stresses about every little thing so much that some are scared for her health. This proves that there should be some alcohol at EVERY wedding, one brandy would sort her out.

6) The fussy aunt who is demanding her low fat, decaf, vanilla flavoured morning coffee sprinkled with unicorn droppings

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Usually from a bigger city or a different country, this lady needs THAT coffee to stay up all night (Bihari weddings usually take place extremely late in the night). She often gets her way but very rarely does she get her sprinkle of unic0rn droppings. This lady also gets the undivided attention of drunk uncle. It’s fun to watch.

7) The guys who for some reason are obsessed with finding a place to play cricket in

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Irrespective of their age, the boys need to play. It’s a wedding guys, get that adrenaline rush from somewhere else.

8) The freeloaders (who might be relatives, friends, wedding crashers, or maybe aliens) who have just come to eat

Jennifer Lawrence

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Listen it’s food. Food is life. I love these freeloaders (I think I’m one of them).

9) The people who sadly think the wedding won’t happen without them

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They just need to be gently informed that a bride, a groom, and a few witnesses are kind of enough for the wedding to be binding. Really. Say it gently though, these guys need a reason to throw a hissy fit.

10) The cool person who needs a reason to avoid social interactions and decides to blog about people instead of meeting them!

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That will be me. Yes.

What do you think? How many of these token characters have you met?

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Red Alert: Here’s Why Bollywood & Fashion Joined Forces

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Ranbir Kapoor for Vogue Empower

Ranbir Kapoor for Vogue Empower

They completed seven years in the country and to mark the occasion, Vogue India celebrated by opening the entire countries eyes. Flipping through the pages of the magazine you’ll come across women in the forefront, basking in the limelight – looking empowered. Vogue Empower is an initiative that calls women’s empowerment to attention and their message is rather simple: It starts with you.

Deepika Padukone for Vogue Empower

Deepika Padukone for Vogue Empower

With the iconic red bindi as their symbol, Vogue rounded up ambassadors to take a pledge and help bring about a change in the lives of the women in our country. Amongst these ambassadors are names like Aamir Khan, Ranbir Kapoor, Deepika Padukone, Homi Adajania and over a hundred other such people – they’re Vogue’s agents of change and here are some of their pledges:

Alia Bhatt and Vikas Bahl already showed us what real men are like here, and Madhuri Dixit sent out another powerful message through this video, here. But that’s not all. Designers like Anita Dongre, Manish Malhotra, Tarun Tahiliani and others have pledged ‘empowered’ garments from their collection, proceeds from their sale will go to charity and you can shop the collection here. Vogue‘s also tied up with GiveIndia, a charity that works towards the betterment of women and their lives, for which they actively raise funds.

Aamir Khan for Vogue Empower

Aamir Khan for Vogue Empower

Take a page out of Vogue‘s book because it’s your turn now. It’s time to make a change and as they simply put it, it starts with you.

For more information make sure you visit their website www.VogueEmpower.in and get updated with all their news on #VogueEmpower

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You’re Invited To Brunch Over ‘Unlikely Conversations’ For A Great Cause

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As a developing nation, India has observed endless social problems, concerning gender, sexuality and poverty issues. These social problems plaguing India has driven NGO Aastha Parivaar to host ‘Unlikely Conversations,’ an event that is part show, part conference and part brunch, all with the goal of addressing most of these issues. The event will bring together diverse individuals to  exchange ideas that will explore relevant questions related to the gender, sexuality and poverty issues. It will be held at blueFROG Mumbai on Saturday, November 15, 2014 from 11am to 5pm.

The Vagina Monologues

The Vagina Monologues

The event will feature various vigorous and purposeful performances by actress Mona Ambegaonkar, comedian Aditi Mittal, representatives from Men Against Violence and Abuse, director Kaizaad Kotwal, excerpts from The Vagina Monologues, a screening of Purple Skies, a discussion curated by KASHISH Mumbai International Queer Film Festival with actress Avantika Akerkar, and more.

Purple Skies

Purple Skies

If you would like to be a part of the the initiative, the passes are going at Rs. 300 to watch and Rs. 2000 for the brunch. Proceeds will benefit Aastha Parivaar’s programmes for the education for the children of sex workers.

For more details, you may contact NGO Aastha Parivaar’s on po@aasthaparivaar.org.in or visit their Facebook page.

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WATCH: MissMalini’s World Episode 9 (Full Episode) Online NOW! #MMWorld

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MM World Episode 9

MM World Episode 9

All you great people who couldn’t watch last week’s episode of MissMalini’s World on TLC (because your cat ran away, your neighbour stole your boyfriend or you had some extremely important work to do like save the world or something), we made your life easier by presenting the entire episode just for you. You know we love you, and we you know love us.

IN THIS EPISODE:

On this episode of MissMalini’s World, MissMalini takes a trip down memory lane and visits Red FM’s Malishka at work. Anushka invades Nikhil Thampi‘s closet while makeup artist, Sunita Brace gives Team MissMalini a halloween makeover with Maybelline. Gigi chats with Tommy Hilfiger as Malini and friends head to SMAASH to play cricket with Vikram Sathaye. Watch Hrithik Roshan chat about HRX for Myntra and Rob teaches Malini how to make some fun accessories!

Watch the entire episode here:

Watch MissMalini’s World on TLC India, Friday night at 7:30pm, with repeats on Saturday 5:00pm and Wednesday 3:00pm!

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10 Emotions Every Book Lover Always Goes Through!

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Hello lovers of books and everything that is great in this world. I just finished reading The Hunger Games - and yes, I know how late to the ‘game‘ I am (get it, get it?), but I felt like I HAD to write down the emotions every book lover goes through while reading/finishing a book. I’m sure you bookworms can relate to my feeling of emptiness and worthlessness after completing a book too, so let’s get together and wallow in misery. Till we find a brand new book to get our hands on again! In my case, it’ll be Catching Fire; let me know which one will it be for you :)

1) Getting your hands on a brand new book

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It’s like Christmas has come early, it’s like my life has meaning again, it’s like I finally have something to do!

2) Inhaling the fragrance of the pages

Books

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Honest to god, if I could capture this scent and spray it all over me, I would. I’d sell it too!

3) Wanting to finish the entire book at one go

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Many times we can’t always do what we want to do, but I did manage this feat while reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows for the first time! I also announced the spoilers to everyone who hadn’t read it (maybe that’s why I don’t have friends).

4) Getting far too emotionally invested the characters

Books

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Ned Stark, Dumbledore, Augustus Waters… their fictional deaths caused me more pain than what I feel for depressing things around me in real life!

5) Getting mad at the choices of your favourite characters

Books

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OMG! Why would Jacob go with (or ‘imprint‘ on, whatever) Bella‘s daughter? What is wrong with you Jacob, you were the only bearable one!

6) Slotting your friends into the characters you think they are most similar to

Jennifer Aniston

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I know Tina thinks she’s like Daenerys Targaryen, but I personally believe she’s more of a Cersei Lannister. Pooja is quite manipulative though, a lot like Margaery Tyrell… hmmm…

7) Falling in love with the hero of the book

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Paging Mr. Darcy! Mr. Darcy!

8) Suffering from a ‘book hangover’

Books

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It’s a 100000000+ times worse than a regular hangover but a 1000000000+ times healthier, so take your pick. I’d always choose a book hangover. Always!

9) Having many books in your wishlist, and wanting to read them all at one go

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It’s completely alright to read One Hundred Years Of Solitude and To The Lighthouse together, both the books are so easy to read, NOT.

10) Feeling like a part of your soul has left you when the book gets over

Books

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The struggle is real, the emotions are real. The only solution is getting your hands on a new book as soon as possible!

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What Happens When A Girl Decides To Walk Alone For 10 Hours On The Streets Of Mumbai?

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So most of you guys must have seen the video of a woman walking around the streets of New York and how she was harassed at almost every instance. If you haven’t, then you must. The two minute video includes all kinds of verbal harassment a girl can go through while walking alone, and it’s quite sad.

The same social experiment was then tried on the streets of Mumbai. When I heard the news I was expecting something far worse than what happened to the girl in New York, but I was surprised when I checked out the video. Have a look:

The makers of this video support Hollaback- An NGO which acts against street harassment worldwide. You can learn more about the cause here.

It’s quite debatable how accurately this video describes the situation, and most women who walk around this city have at least a few cases of street harassment to report. Having said that, though, let’s all work towards eliminating this nuisance for good – let’s just make this such a non-issue that no one finds it surprising that a girl was not harassed when she decided to walk around the streets alone. :)

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This Hilarious Video Explains Everything You Need To Know About How Indians Drive!

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We know our countrymen are bad drivers (including us, of course) but now we have a video which reveals the reason why we’re SO BAD! Seriously, check this one out and you will now know who to blame for the terrible driving that seems to be hereditary – the backseat and the front-seat drivers! Everybody’s aunt, grandma, 2nd cousin and the next door neighbour’s cat likes to give advice to the poor driver. Like in this video there’s an angry uncle who seems to be batshit crazy. You will also suddenly respect poor Samir for putting up with such horrible driving advice. On that note, I present #PoorSamir as a hashtag – you will know what I’m talking about as soon as you see the video!

Get what I’m saying? Let’s all take a moment and sympathise with #PoorSamir WHO IS BREAKING THE CAR! STOP IT SAMIR! STOP!

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10 Hilarious Conversations You’d Overhear if You Worked At Team MissMalini!

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So THIS is what “work” is like for me on most days at Team MissMalini HQ. (Also known as sugar and spice, naughty and nice – THAT’s what little blogs are made of!) I spend my afternoons listening to snatches of hilarious conversation flying around the room between members of Team MissMalini (my faves are when the Bollywood and Fashion teams collide, because those revelations are utterly insane and often blog-worthy!)

Um… to be perfectly honest, some of today’s conversations were not even PG 13 enough to make the cut (I’m looking at you Master Sheefu!), but here’s a little fly-on-the-wall perspective for your viewing pleasure, enzwai! :) xoxo

1. The One About Mamta Kulkarni

#PavitraPriyam: Can I please do a blog about Mamta Kulkarni detained for drug trafficking?
Me: Yes.
Marv: Mamta Kulkari is that same chath pe soya tha… chick right?
BollywoodKapoor: Right!

*5 minutes later*

#PavitraPriyam: What! Mamata Kulkarni was married to a drug lord?! Bas mein hi reh gayi hoon, kunwari. :(

2. The One About Flooding Twitter

Bollywood Kapoor: Do you know how insane your Twitter was going yesterday? Do you?!
Me: How insane?
Bollywood Kapoor: More than 1 RT a second!

Here’s Why! (Read the whole Barun Sobti Twitter Chat here.)

Barun Sobti & MissMalini

Barun Sobti & MissMalini

3. The One About Sonakshi Sinha and KRK

#PavitraPriyam: Malini, Kamal R Khan Tweeted you!

Me: Oh God, now what? *Meanwhile the dialogue form Deewar starts playing in my head - Aaj khush to bahut hoge tum…*
Rashmi: The Sonakshi Sinha smack down post, of course!
Me: Ah.
Rashmi: I think this means he’s going to take back his offer to cast you in his movie Deshdrohi 2.

Me: Bummer.

4. The One About The Ringtone Prank

*Baby Doll starts playing on Mike’s mobile, because the girls at work stole it and changed his ring tone yesterday! He seems to have no intention of changing it back. So I hit play on this video and enter Mike…*

Mike: Hey, I thought that was my phone!
Team MissMalini: LOL #Winning

5. The One About Salman Khan’s Hair

Pocket Stylist: I’m doing a post on how middle partings are THE hot new hair trend.
BollywoodKapoor: I hate middle partings, they suck.
Pocket Stylist: But everyone is doing it!
Swags: Salman Khan in Tere Naam did it.
Helsicar: Make sure you mention that Salman Khan was way ahead of his time.

Salman Khan in Tere Naam

Salman Khan in Tere Naam

6. The One About Kim Kardashian’s Booty

Pocket Stylist: Perez Hilton has put up a picture of the OO in Google as Kim Kardashian‘s bum. #JustSaying!
BollywoodKapoor: Listen this is too much, I feel like I’m watching porn at work.
Pocket Stylist: You are. #NSFW

Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian

BollywoodKapoor:  Now I want a donut. Just look at her a** its all glazed up like a Krispy Cream donut!

7. The One With All The Presents

Pocket Stylist: Presents!!!
Marv: Presents or shopping?
Pocket Stylist: It’s like I’m getting myself a present…
Mike: It’s not “like” that, it’s exactly what it is!
Pocket Stylist: Presents!!!

Pocket Stylist

Pocket Stylist

8. The One With The Twitter Wars

Bollywood Kapoor: I just love when people have fights on Twitter!
Marv: Like people in general or…?
Team MissMalini: CELEBRITIES!

Six months ago….

Today… (please note that most Twitter wars tend to involve KRK in some way, shape or form. Coincidence much?)

9. The One About Obscure Bollywood References

Pocket Stylist: Khaa le bete.
Swags: Mein kaunsa gamla bhar ke khaa rahin hoon!
Pocket Stylist: Gamla nahin, vase. #K3GReference

10. The One About Sentences You Never Thought You’d Say

Nowshad: *to Shreemi* You’ll need to learn Photoshop if the quality of your hearts on paint aren’t good enough.
#PavitraPriyam: Did you ever think you would say that sentence out loud?
Shreemi: You decide:

Chandrachur Singh

Chandrachur Singh

And here’s a bonus tweet since you read this far :)

Shreemi and Priyam

Shreemi and Priyam

Watch all episodes of MissMalini’s World on YouTube NOW!

And if YOU think YOU belong on Team MissMalini leave us a comment below and let us know WHY, because we’re always hiring! xoxo

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10 Lies Our Parents Told Us About How Babies Are Made!

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Our parents are liars. Alright, they might be great people but they have lied to us about many, MANY things! Most of the time, they filled our heads with lies about where babies come from. I don’t know what it is – the awkwardness, the technicalities… the laziness? Whatever it is, in honor of Children’s Day, here are the 10 biggest lies our parents told us about baby-making!

1) “Babies fall from the sky into a tree which keeps them safe until we find them.”

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It’s like a treasure hunt. The winning parents get the smartest kid. Clearly my parents didn’t look hard enough.

2) “An angel dropped you off outside our doorstep.”

Tina Fey

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This one is clearly the most common lie parents tell. I mean EVERYONE I know has been fed this baby-making nonsense by their parents. Do expecting parents have a secret conference where they decide this is what they’re going to tell their pesky kids when they ask uncomfortable questions? I’m sure they do!

3) “You can get pregnant by kissing a boy.”

Conan O'Brien

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Imagine the population explosion if this one were true! Also, my heart goes out to little 11 year olds who might have kissed and then spent the entire day wondering whether they’re pregnant or not (I’m talking about my generation, not the kids today who can teach sex education better than their parents).

4) “Babies come from the Internet, and I’m afraid the little sister you asked for is on back-order.”

Robert Downey Jr

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This is something I’ll tell my kids, once I’m done blocking Google on my computer. Actually I don’t think I’ll have Internet at home if there are babies at home. God knows what they’re surfing these days.

5) “Babies are made out of ‘love’.”

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Yes, unprotected sex, too much alcohol and broken ‘protection’ definitely don’t result in babies. This lie was so convincing that my colleague Sheefa (from Team MissMalini) actually believed that babies are made out of love. Don’t get me wrong though, I truly believe babies are often conceived when true love is involved, but that is definitely not the ONLY reason!

6) “Babies come out of your mother’s butt”

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Adam Sandler‘s character in Grown Ups (or Grown Ups 2 for that matter) convinces his child that he has come out of his mother’s bottom. Gross. Very, very gross.

7) “God makes babies and puts them in our mother’s belly.”

Ryan Gosling

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Yea, GOD makes them, our fathers have nothing to do with this right?

8) “We buy babies at the baby store.”

Aaron Paul

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I have a feeling I was given to my parents at an extremely discounted price. Now I know why Joey was convinced that Rachel‘s boss was trying to buy her baby!

9) “We found you in a cabbage patch.”

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Why were you in a cabbage patch? What was I doing in a cabbage patch? What does this even mean?

10) “We picked you up from the hospital.”

Emma Stone

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Yea, I’m sure we were all wrapped up in hospitals and kept on display….

Babies in Nursery

Babies in Nursery (source | Wikipedia Commons)

Wait! What???!

Now be nice and tell me the lies your parents have told you!

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Team MissMalini Wishes You A Happy Children’s Day!

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Every year, we do an updated list of our Children’s Day post with all our baby photos – because why wouldn’t we?! – but this time around we’re even more excited to share it with you because our team has grown so much. So to celebrate, we’re taking some time out to share with you all our kiddy pictures, and we hope you enjoy them – after all we’re kinda cute, if we do say so ourselves. :) Psst – please post your baby pix in the comments below too!

Malini – Founder & Blogger-in-Chief

Little Miss Malini

Little Miss Malini, Founder & Blogger-in-Chief

Nowshad – CEO

Little Mister Nowshad

Little Mister Nowshad

Mike – Head of Sales & Business Development

Little Mister Mike

Little Mister Mike

Sujal – Chief Strategy Officer

Little Mister Sujal

Little Mister Sujal

Mallika – Sales & Marketing Associate

Little Miss Mallika

Little Miss Mallika

Marv – Head Stylist

Little Mister Marv

Little Mister Marv

Rashmi – Bollywood Blogger

Little Miss Rashmi

Little Miss Rashmi

Anushka – Fashion Blogger

Little Miss Anushka

Little Miss Anushka

Devanshi – Beauty Blogger

Little Miss Devanshi

Little Miss Devanshi

Priyam – TV/Bollywood Blogger

Little Miss Priyam

Little Miss Priyam

Sheefa – Fashion Blogger

Little Miss Sheefa

Little Miss Sheefa

Shreemi – Pop Culture Blogger

Little Miss Shreemi

Little Miss Shreemi

Swagata – Bollywood Blogger

Little Miss Swagata

Little Miss Swagata

Happy Children’s Day!

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10 Cartoon Series We LOVED As Children (And Probably Still Do)!

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You love cartoons, I love cartoons, everybody loves cartoons! There was a time our generation was hooked on television (before the Internet, my best friend, took over our lives) and the reason for the television addiction was solely cartoons! I remember sitting in front of my television at 4.55pm, waiting for Captain Planet to begin at 5. More often than not, the cable guy would decide to do some ‘technical work‘ exactly at that time which would lead to a blank blue screen instead of the telecast of the episode. We didn’t have YouTube then, so I would actually make an excuse to bunk school so that I could catch the repeat telecast the next day at noon. THAT’S how important cartoons were for me as a child, so here’s a list of my 10 favourite ones!

1) Powerpuff Girls

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Blossom, commander and the leader.
Bubbles, she is the joy and the laughter.
Buttercup, she’s the toughest fighter.
Powerpuffs save the day.

Sing with me!

Fighting crime, trying to save the world
Here they come just in time, the Powerpuff Girls
Fighting crime, trying to save the world
Here they come just in time, the Powerpuff Girls
Powerpuff!

Powerpuff Girls

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I was always Blossom in my friend circle, who were you?

2) Johnny Bravo

Johnny Bravo

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Ah, beefcake Johnny! I started watching this show when I didn’t really know what half of the things he said meant. But it was too much fun watching him getting beaten up the ladies or their companions. Also, remember when MissMalini spotted the obvious, but not noticed earlier similarities between Johnny Bravo and Sid Mallya?

3) Popeye

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All the spinach I have ever eaten is all because of Popeye the sailor man! Thanks for keeping me alive (despite the artery choking food I eat on a daily basis), Popeye.

4) The Flintstones

The Flintstones

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Yabba dabba doo, you guys!

5) The Jetsons

Jetsons

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The future never looked so good before!

6) Noddy

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Aa gaya Noddy, Noddy!

7) Captain Planet

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As I said before, Captain Planet is definitely a hero and I’m a very willing planeteer, you could be one too! Also, while searching for Captain Planet gifs, I found this one…

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Pelvic thrusts for the win!

8) Looney Tunes

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What’s not to love? There’s Bugs Bunny, there’s Daffy Duck, there’s Tweety, there are so many to choose from!

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9) Swat Cats

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Swat Cats in Hindi was titled Bade Miyan Chote Miyan. Need any more reasons to love this show?

10) Tom and Jerry

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Best. Show. Ever.

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Is there anyone in the world who didn’t love Tom and Jerry?

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Is not liking this show even allowed?

So tell me which cartoon series was/is your favourite?

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10 Awesome Dog Memes That’ll Make Your Day!

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I love dogs – like, love, love them (far more than I like people) and so because it’s a happy Saturday and I suppose most of you guys are hungover, here’s a list of 10 dog memes that’ll make your day! This list will also prove why in the battle of dogs vs. cats, dogs will always win, because dogs are best, jaan lo…baat yeh maan lo. Okay sorry guys, read on!

1) Look at these cool dogs who are totally down with their Mean Girl references!

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I’m sure the one with the pink collar is that group’s Regina George!

2) Look at this pug who is so good at horse riding!

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They see me ridin, they hatin’!

3) Look at these dogs who expected honesty from their human caretakers

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Never trust us humans, we’re horrible!

4) Look at this dog who CANNOT be messed with!

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You can’t!

5) Look at these dogs who like their own version of Need For Speed!

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The second one is killing me right now!

6)Look at this dog who cracks pathetic jokes

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A lot like my brother, but despite that, I laugh.

7) Look at this dog who will fight the enemy

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No matter what the cost is!

8) Look at this dog who’s like, ‘it’s just a game, you guys!’

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A game where soft toys die…

9) Look at this dog who just wants one thing

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Your heart!

10) And lastly, look at this dog who proves that dogs are the best animals in the world!

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#TeamDogForever!

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5 Celebrities Who Inspire Us To #FlyBeyond & Fulfill Our Dreams!

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#FlyBeyond

#FlyBeyond

Grey Goose is honouring people who have pushed the boundaries in their respective fields on Sunday 16th November. Achievers from all walks of life will come together to celebrate the spirit of Fly Beyond – Grey Goose’s philosophy and identity! The award night is in association with Conde Nast Group and will be filled with glitz and glamour. 

#FlyBeyond

#FlyBeyond

Excited by this initiative, we thought, why not draw up our own list of achievers?

There’s inspiration all around for us. Ordinary is just not good enough for some people – they strive for the extraordinary! These are people who choose to go beyond the set norm and tread their own brand new path… people who choose to fly beyond!

Here’s a list of people who have gone beyond and have done it in style:

1. Manish Arora

Manish Arora

Manish Arora

Manish Arora is easily one of the most recognizable name from the Indian fashion scene globally. He has always reinvented himself. He recently showcased at the Paris Fashion Week and is also the director of the womenswear collection of the French fashion house Paco Rabanne- some of the many feathers in his already loaded hat.

2. Mindy Kaling

Mindy Kaling

Mindy Kaling

Mindy Kaling is bold, beautiful and hilarious. She known for portraying Kelly Kapoor on The Office and creating and starring as Mindy Lahiri in The Mindy Project.  Kaling also wrote, was executive producer for and directed various episodes of The Office. She has made it big by herself and she has made it in the industry on her own terms as she dared to fly beyond the set norm. Girl power all the way!

3.  Chetan Bhagat

Chetan Bhagat

Chetan Bhagat

Chetan Bhagat may receive the flak that he does, but the fact of the matter remains that his is a truly inspiring. Not only did he start the revolution of writing in a way that is understandable and accessible to one and all, he is definitely the most successful author in India - and his stories have also been adapted to superhit films. Currently, he is all set to debut as a Bollywood producer in the film adaptation of his book Half Girlfriend. Clearly, he’s doing something right!

4. A R Rahman

A.R. Rahman

A.R. Rahman

What can we possibly say about this music maestro that has not already been said? A R Rahman and his music go beyond what anyone can fathom. Fame, money, accolades and a place in people’s hearts forever, Rahman has got it all!

5. Rohit Sharma

Rohit Sharma

Rohit Sharma

The man of the moment: Indian batsman Rohit Sharma made the world record of the highest individual ODI score of 264 against Sri Lanka in Kolkata yesterday. Way to go, Rohit!

GREY GOOSE Fly Beyond appeals to sophisticated patrons who care deeply about where their products come from. These consumers value quality, style, authenticity and craftsmanship and want to know the story behind their favourite brands.

We cant’t wait to find out who wins the awards on 16th November. For more updates, you can follow Grey Goose on Facebook and Twitter.

Till then, tell us who you think should have made it to our list!

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WATCH: MissMalini’s World Episode 10 (Full Episode) Online NOW! #MMWorld

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WATCH: MissMalini’s World Episode 10 (Full Episode) Online NOW! #MMWorld

WATCH: MissMalini’s World Episode 10 (Full Episode) Online NOW! #MMWorld

If you didn’t catch the last episode of MissMalini’s World on TLC, we’ve got you covered! This week, we’re taking you from the Wills India Fashion Week to the Tamara Coorg Resort, and we even played a little game with Neha Dhupia! Watch all this and more, right here! #MMWorld

In This Episode:

MissMalini and our very own Pocket Stylist (Anushka Mulchandani) have a very bright and colorful Maybelline Google Hangout. We talk all about Maybelline’s new Bright Sparks range of shades and the best way to rock nail colors for this season with psychic & color therapist, Monisha Singh, as well as Maybelline’s Bright Spark Beauty Bloggers. Head Stylist, Marv D’Souza styles Gigi, our artist extraordinaire, on the latest, super interesting segment of Bandra Road! Supermodels, Surelee Joseph & Rachel Bayros, take Bandra Road street shopping in Brooklyn, New York! And our Team MissMalini boys: Nowshad, Mike, and Marv each get themselves a BBlunt hair makeover. You’ve got to see how that turned out! Plus, Christmas came early this year for the Fashion Team at #TeamMM,we’ve got the entire lowdown on Wills India Fashion Week! MissMalini even got to chat with Sunil Sethi, President of the FDCI (Fashion Design Council Of India). Also, CEO, Nowshad Rizwanullah, challenges Neha Dhupia to a game of what?! Find out all about the Myntra Fashion Incubator, Nowshad’s birthday at the Tamara Coorg Resort (we’ve got a very interesting segment of CHOMP with Tanmay Bahulekar in Coorg), and a very special performance by The Other People! All this and more, right here, on MissMalini’s World!

We hope you enjoyed the episode. Feel free to share!

Watch MissMalini’s World on TLC India, Friday night at 7:30pm, with repeats on Saturday 5:00pm and Wednesday 3:00pm! 

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WATCH: MissMalini’s World Episode 9 (Full Episode) Online NOW! #MMWorld

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MM World Episode 9

MM World Episode 9

All you great people who couldn’t watch last week’s episode of MissMalini’s World on TLC (because your cat ran away, your neighbour stole your boyfriend or you had some extremely important work to do like save the world or something), we made your life easier by presenting the entire episode just for you. You know we love you, and we you know love us.

IN THIS EPISODE:

On this episode of MissMalini’s World, MissMalini takes a trip down memory lane and visits Red FM’s Malishka at work. Anushka invades Nikhil Thampi‘s closet while makeup artist, Sunita Brace gives Team MissMalini a halloween makeover with Maybelline. Gigi chats with Tommy Hilfiger as Malini and friends head to SMAASH to play cricket with Vikram Sathaye. Watch Hrithik Roshan chat about HRX for Myntra and Rob teaches Malini how to make some fun accessories!

Watch the entire episode here:

Watch MissMalini’s World on TLC India, Friday night at 7:30pm, with repeats on Saturday 5:00pm and Wednesday 3:00pm!

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5 Things You NEED In Your Life To #FlyBeyond

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Happiness is really the most underrated – and still the most accessible – virtue there is. All you need to do to achieve it is to #FlyBeyond, defy expectations, set yourself free and live your life on your own terms.

Like we’ve already told you, Grey Goose is honouring people who have pushed the boundaries in their respective fields on Sunday 16th November. Achievers from all walks of life will come together to celebrate the spirit of Fly Beyond – Grey Goose’s philosophy and identity! The award night is in association with Conde Nast Group and will be filled with glitz and glamour. 

We thought we should list out 5 reasons to help you to #flybeyond each day, every day.

1. Do One Thing Everyday That Gives You Joy

It could be anything. Start your morning early, really enjoy that cup of tea, meet that friend who makes you laugh, watch a chick flick with your boyfriend, play a game of PS with your girlfriend… it could be anything. However simple, it is these little things in life that add up to help you fly beyond your own benchmark of happiness.

2. Be Fearless

#flybeyond

#flybeyond

Let go off the baggage! Remember the only person  who’s between you and eternal bliss is probably you yourself. Challenge yourself whenever you can and don’t be afraid to fail. Limits are a thing of the past.

3. Be Your Own Friend

Don’t feel guilty about enjoying that pizza or flirting with the cute guy at the bar. If you’re a guy who wants to wear a pink shirt, don’t think twice about it. Don’t beat yourself up about sleeping in on a week day. Knowing that haters are going to hate and not letting it affect you in anyway is key to being able to fly beyond and achieve the bliss you know you deserve. If you want something, you make it happen!

4. Smile

All the cliches that you’ve heard about smile being a crooked line that sets things straight are actually true. Also, the smiling because it costs nothing phenomena also makes a lot of sense, don’t you think? Go ahead! Flash your brightest smile. You never know who might fall for it.

5. Keep Breathing

Lastly, know that you’re only a human and if you come to think of it, you’re tiny speck in the larger scheme of the universe. Don’t take yourself too seriously and keep breathing – because the only thing you have any real control on is your own breath.

GREY GOOSE Fly Beyond appeals to sophisticated patrons who care deeply about where their products come from. These consumers value quality, style, authenticity and craftsmanship and want to know the story behind their favourite brands.

We cant’t wait to find out who wins the awards on 16th November. For more updates, you can follow Grey Goose on Facebook and Twitter.

Till then, tell us, what do you do to #flybeyond?

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Guess What MissMalini & Amitabh Bachchan Have in Common?

Happy Birthday Mickey Mouse! 5 Life Lessons We Learned From Him #MickeyInIndia

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Happy Birthday Mickey Mouse! For 86, you look rather young :) The good news for all Indian fans of this mischievous mouse (I know there are millions) is that Mickey donned an Indian avatar for his latest short video and it’s adorable! You know you HAVE to check this out! In the video Mickey rides a rickshaw. How desi can it be? Watch, watch.

Fun, isn’t it? On that note, check out the 5 best quotes from adorable rodent which are actually life lessons!

1) Because laughter is indeed the best medicine!

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2) Because everything is seemingly impossible till you actually do it!

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3) Because one should always stay unique!

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4) Because dreams are the best, don’t listen to Inception!

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5) The best is reserved for last!

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Haha, I know Mickey Mouse (or Walt Disney for that matter) hasn’t really said ‘S*&t Happens‘ but this picture was so perfect, I had to add it.

Tell me how important Mickey and his friends were for your childhood :)

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#RealTalk: Dear Boyfriend, 12 Things You’re Doing Wrong In Bed!

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As great as sex is in all its glory, it is no secret that men tend to get carried away with it. No, I’m not being sexist. I’m sure women have lots of strange “sex moves” that are uneasy, hilarious or just plain awkward. But for now, let’s focus on the men. I feel like us women need to collectively protest about the following things in order to keep sex great and reduce the number of times we fake a headache… or an orgasm!

So we asked 10 girls what their significant others are doing wrong that they might probably think really turns us on! Here’s what we came up with. Boys, I hope you’re reading this LOUD AND CLEAR!

1. Too Much Teeth!

So you start making out, it’s getting exciting, hands are going everywhere, it’s really starting to heat up – and then just like that the fear of losing your lips forever dawns all over you. Why is he trying to bite my lips off, you wonder? A little bite here, a slight nip there is fine… but guys, is any makeout session worth losing your lips over? I think not.

Speaking of too much teeth, I really want to know who incepted the idea of removing our undergarments with your teeth? No one has been able to do it with even a little bit style. NO ONE! Can we all just agree to never do it to anyone again? Thank you.

2. Water Splashing

Okay. So this REALLY happened to a friend of mine:

“He splashed ice cold water over me – when I said it burns.”

Erm.

3. Baby Talk

I bet even the hottest men seem like that dude you hated in high school just because he was strange, when they try to baby talk. And in bed no less! How are we going to sex it up if you make us feel like pedophiles? Babies Should Stay Out Of Sex. Period.

4. Dirty Talk (When You Suck At It)

While we are in the “talk” area, baby talk has an evil twin: The Dirty Talk! Sure, it’s always nice to talk while you’re at it and maybe it even turns you on and all that, but must we talk dirty when you’re no good at it?

Also, the guys who keep asking if everything they do is “okay?” Moan all you want but the moment they go “is that okay? you like that?” - Carnal pleasure, guys… NOT cricket commentary!

5. Boob Area Nuisance

Okay. Men, everywhere!

If you stop working out and eat lots of fatty foods, you can get boobs of your own.
Sincerely, they really aren’t that big of a deal!

If women had a dollar for every time we’ve had a guy going at our boobs like there’s no tomorrow (and contemplated reading a book till he’s done) we’d kick financial equality of the sexes in the butt. The thing is, there’re only two of them, there’s only so much you can do with them, there’s only so much they can do for you… get over it already and focus on the other erogenous zones! After a point, it just looks like you’re trying to look for lumps really intently.

6. “Accidental” A** Action

We KNOW that your thing didn’t just “accidentally” try to land inside our butt. WE KNOW! Save the “oops” act!

7. Licking INSIDE The Ear

Nibble all you want, but licking inside the ear? I’m sure there are other ways for you to collect wax. Ear Wax.

8. Shower Sex

The truth about shower sex is that it sucks! It’s uneasy, uncomfortable and life threatening! I’m sure it looked great on that porn you saw last week, guys, but would you want your parents to find you dead and naked in the shower?

9. Recreating Porn

Speaking of porn, are you dating a pornstar? No? Then she maybe can’t do the stuff that pornstars do. That’s that!

10. You Want Me To Lick You Where?!

“So this one time I was really getting it on, okay? Everything was perfect and then out of nowhere he licked my underarm. There went my (metaphorical) erection! Also, a friend of mine told me she’s had requests to lick his a**. Not in a sucking up to him, Oh You’re The Best  kinda way… literally! I can’t even…

11. Blowjob Gag Reflex

Men love blowjobs because it combines their only two passions: sex and sitting on their asses doing nothing. It’s great, but can you stop with the head controlling? Contrary to popular belief, women don’t hate blowjobs, they hate the sensitizing of their gag reflex with your head guiding!

12. Sex Without Condoms

Till the time men can’t grow a uterus and have the ability to bear children, use of condoms is not up for negotiation.

Is there something I missed out? I am sure! Fill me in? Tell me in comments below!

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